Idealist brutally beaten down by the Karma Police
Monday night, 21.00 local egyptian time, a young idealist was, according to our sources who wish to remain anonymous, brutally beaten down by the Karma Police after a long period of mental and physical abuse. The reason for the assult is supposively a lifestylechoise conflicting with the KP's belives.
"We can confirm that there has been an arrest, but it is highly legitimate, " sais first lieutenant Blackwick of the Academic Armed Forces KP. "our suspect has been widely known to rely on her good memory to enable her to enforce a lifestyle of reckless partying and activeties unconcious of global affairs, instead of studying and following up on her call as a true idealist. All our methods are legal and within the frames of Karma law"
"I feel violated" sais the accuser. "First, i lost my common sense, ability to concentrate and general sense of well-being" The young girl bears evident marks of a physical encounter with a superiour power. "then i started feeling physically bad. Really bad. I suspect that they've been on to me for a long time, and planted planned-out traps along my way. Don't you find it weird that i suddenly ended up with a smoking flat-mate and a veranda in my room? Or a friend that likes to go for a nice drink? They even set out conveys of charming people to try and make me fall in even deeper, but i resisted. It must have angered them, because now thay have resulted to emails and constructive critisism of my work. I just couldn't take it anymore"
Several organs in the Karma organizations now question the methods of the KP, and the incident has raised much controversia in public discussions. "Self destruction is a well-studied method of punishment, and it is also very efficient as it naturally eliminates bad seeds, we are well within our limits of this legal method" sais FL Blackwick. The opposing side argues that power lies in the will to do right, not only the ability, and that this might discourage even more good people from making an efford.
"I stand by my point of the KP being far over their limits in this case" sais the accuser. "there are so many people out there who do worse than me but never have to face consequences like this. I really am a good person, whatever happened to the inside that counts? They are making me into an example. I feel downright bullied!"
There are no witnesses to the assumed assult, but so far in the process it seems as if the Karma Police are making a good case.
-Sprøyters
(I got a reply to my angry mail to the anthrodepartment)
"We can confirm that there has been an arrest, but it is highly legitimate, " sais first lieutenant Blackwick of the Academic Armed Forces KP. "our suspect has been widely known to rely on her good memory to enable her to enforce a lifestyle of reckless partying and activeties unconcious of global affairs, instead of studying and following up on her call as a true idealist. All our methods are legal and within the frames of Karma law"
"I feel violated" sais the accuser. "First, i lost my common sense, ability to concentrate and general sense of well-being" The young girl bears evident marks of a physical encounter with a superiour power. "then i started feeling physically bad. Really bad. I suspect that they've been on to me for a long time, and planted planned-out traps along my way. Don't you find it weird that i suddenly ended up with a smoking flat-mate and a veranda in my room? Or a friend that likes to go for a nice drink? They even set out conveys of charming people to try and make me fall in even deeper, but i resisted. It must have angered them, because now thay have resulted to emails and constructive critisism of my work. I just couldn't take it anymore"
Several organs in the Karma organizations now question the methods of the KP, and the incident has raised much controversia in public discussions. "Self destruction is a well-studied method of punishment, and it is also very efficient as it naturally eliminates bad seeds, we are well within our limits of this legal method" sais FL Blackwick. The opposing side argues that power lies in the will to do right, not only the ability, and that this might discourage even more good people from making an efford.
"I stand by my point of the KP being far over their limits in this case" sais the accuser. "there are so many people out there who do worse than me but never have to face consequences like this. I really am a good person, whatever happened to the inside that counts? They are making me into an example. I feel downright bullied!"
There are no witnesses to the assumed assult, but so far in the process it seems as if the Karma Police are making a good case.
-Sprøyters
(I got a reply to my angry mail to the anthrodepartment)

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