If you belive in magic

I did it i did it. I think i passed too. Ahh, now i need a fag. No, wait, a man, then a fag. No wait fag first, then a few monday-beers at Inside.

(This reminds me of when i told my mum i was a lesbian after being dumped by some bloke. I always wondered what it would be like coming out of the closet, so i had to try. My mum burst into a desperate giggle in a high-pitch voice, before she got a grip, cleared her throat and said; Well, as long as you are happy. Kudos mum.)